女人常说的九句反话

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昨天，我看都市报道，那个主持人说了一句话：一个女的如果对一个男的说你是个好人，说明他们结束了，如果一个女的对男的说死鬼，那么。。。:lol为什么类，还是反话。。。

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1) Fine 算了

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

当女人们认为自己有理时，她们通常喜欢用这个词来结束争吵，而这时你应该闭嘴。

2) Five Minutes 5分钟就好

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

如果她在换衣服打扮什么的，她说的五分钟事实上还要半个小时。而当她在打扫屋子而你在看球赛的时候，那她嘴里的五分钟可就真的是再给你五分钟了。

3) Nothing 没事

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

这是暴风雨来临之前的预兆。她嘴上说没事其实却是有事的，你可得当心点了。一开始说“没事”的争吵往往最终以“算了”结束。

4) Go Ahead 想去就去呗

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

这只是在警告你，类似于“你敢？”，而不是真的准你去，千万别当真。

5) Loud Sigh 长叹一口气

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

虽然没具体说什么，但是这确实传达了她的心思，男人们却往往误读了这个信号。长叹一口气意味着她心里觉得你是个大白痴，不知道自己为什么还要在这里浪费时间跟你吵些鸡毛蒜皮的事。（这个的严重程度请参照3）

6) That's Okay 没关系

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

这是女人对男人说的一句最危险的话。“没关系”就意味着她还需要点时间好好想想什么时候怎么样让你付出代价。

7) Thanks 谢谢

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

如果一个女人对你说谢谢，不要问为什么，也不要昏倒。你只需要对她说不用谢。（我很想在这里加一句--她如果只说谢谢，那么她是真心的，但她如果说非常感谢的时候，她只是想讽刺你罢了，根本没有一丝谢意。千万别回答不用谢，那只会换来一句“Whatever”。）

8) Whatever 随你便

Is a woman's way of saying F– YOU!

这时候女人已经在心里骂人了。

9) Don't worry about it, I got it. 算了，还是我来吧

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

这是另一个非常危险的信号，意思是她已经说了很多遍让你去做某事，但最后她决定亲自动手。最后通常是男的追问她“怎么了？”，女人会说“nothing”。

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醉青楼

sweet 发表于 2011-9-13 15:44
昨天，我看都市报道，那个主持人说了一句话：一个女的如果对一个男的说你是个好人，说明他们结束了，如果一 ...

我都不明白，为什么女人喜欢说反话？！

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醉青楼 发表于 2011-9-14 21:37
我都不明白，为什么女人喜欢说反话？！

因为他们是女人啊！